7th year straight. Stuff seen on TV/video/DVD denoted with a ^
after the parentheses, shorts denoted with "sXX" for whatever number it
is, repeat viewings have "/ /" around the film title. Cool? OK.
Oh...and reverse chronological order, just for the convenience of those
who don't want to scroll all the way down as the months pass. My, I
am special.
171. (Jul. 30)
Semi-Tough (1977, Michael Ritchie)^ ***1/2
Perfectly delightful; '70s Ritchie apes Altman a little (multi-tracked
audio isn't his strength, but incidental one-off lines that seem to
come out of nowhere are) but generally guides this double-track satire
of football and EST down its own distinctive path, playing to Burt
Reynolds' strengths without turning it into a lazy Burt Reynolds movie. Sexual relationships are
tangled, as always, and the finale's sexual gamesmanship's dubious, but
damned if it isn't fun. Will have more to say when a second viewing is,
uh, slightly more attentive.
170. (Jul. 29)
Charlie
St.
Cloud (2010, Burr Steers) **1/2
169. (Jul. 29)
17 Again (2009, Burr Steers)^ **1/2
Hard to see anything of the Steers who made Igby Goes Down in this; all that he
really brought along with him was a fondness for frequent
fades-to-black for punctuation. Efron's adequate, all the proselytizing
for chastity is bizarre (are teen audiences really supposed to take
this stuff at face value, especially when Matthew Perry-as-Efron cheers
on his boy kid for landing a girl while hoping and praying his daughter
comes nowhere near any guys), but you at least have to give someone
credit for playing out all the potentially incestuous moments for
maximum discomfort. Not really necessary in any way though.
168. (Jul. 28)
Carlos (2010, Olivier Assayas) ***1/2
Review TK
167. (Jul. 27)
The Call Of Cthulhu (2005, Andrew Leman)^ ***
Review (sort of) TK
s28-35. (Jul. 26)
Louis Feuillade shorts (1908-13) ***
Time was I would've tried to find all the names and years individually,
but I couldn't really find anything easily and refuse to go slogging
through the French IMDB. 8 shorts of varying interest featuring
characters like Bebe (a child actor actually not encouraged to mug and leer his
way into audience's hearts), culminating in an early meta example where
Bebe and company try to shoot on the street but get arrested by the
police because actors and crews are known criminals. Nice to be
reminded a lot of fundamentals about mainstream comedy haven't changed
much of late — there's a fairly surprising, pretty straightforward
implication of oral sex in one short just for good measure — and more
interesting than the fustian leftovers I was expecting.
166. (Jul. 25)
Going Places (1974, Bertrand Blier)^ ***
Really vile and pointless in a lot of ways: I guess Gerard Depardieu
and Patrick Dewaere's schtick is supposed to at first be bracingly
rude, and then we're supposed to notice that they rob but don't rape
(yay?), and then I suppose they're supposed to become forces for
vitality and kicking against the pricks in a stultifying society...but
really all of that's a load of shit. These guys may be lively (mostly
thanks to Depardieu's typically astonishing performance), but they're
not witty or interesting, no matter how much poetry Depardieu quotes;
they're annoying jerks just big enough to be dangerous, and they're no
fun, guilty or not. On the other hand, it's kind of compelling to watch
these jerk-offs unable to stop themselves from degrading people: at one
point, on the run in an off-season resort town with no one else around,
I wondered how long it would be before they found someone to
degrade...until Depardieu simply raped Dewaere, answering my question.
(Hilariously, a very young Isabelle Huppert shows up, and within ten
minutes she's denouncing her entire family as bourgeois jerk-offs and
having sex with them in the back seat; even back in 1974, Izzy was
ready to go.) Gorgeously shot by Bruno Nuytten, and the score's nice
too, equal parts Georges Delerue experimenting and Stephane Grappeli
doing his thing. Irritating and vile and totally un-self-ware, but it's
pretty and not boring. Toss-up.
165. (Jul. 25)
Toy Story 3 (2010, Lee Unkrich) ***
First five minutes are untoppable — Andy's Western playtime rendered as
CGI reality, with Woody racing to save a train full of orphans (i.e.
trolls) as Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head stage their getaway in a car, only
to be aided by the evil Hamm, only to have Buzz and Woody helped out by
Buzz Lightyear, a totally delirious production design mash-up rendered
with a straight-face — but, in fairness, they might have tried a little harder to keep the quality
up all the way. Michael Sicinski's
right that at certain points the film isn't even for the kids in the
audience — the near-apocalyptic finale is so ponderous it's almost not
redeemed by the pay-off ("THE CLAW!") — but sometimes it's not even a
comedy for either part of the audience. The extended eulogy finale
makes the end fairly interminable — a send-off for every toy? Really? —
but...yeah, a lot of the jokes have more energy than wit. Always nice
to see the gang, but it's time for them to stop coming around.
164. (Jul. 23)
Xica da Silva (1976, Carlos Diegues) ***
Enjoyable enough sex comedy — broad, goofy, with evident joy taken in
the childish over-acting and bright colors, plus orgasms that sound
like someone's having their leg amputated — with a post-colonial
approach and social context I don't really understand at all beside the
basics. Painless, but I don't really know what it's about besides the
obvious (i.e. a slave using her sexual wiles to enslave her ostensible
master while still unable to gain any autonomy in her own person),
which isn't all that interesting.
163. (Jul. 22)
The Dawn Patrol (1930, Howard Hawks) ***
Extremely stiff in the way that a lot of 1930 early sound films are,
and rarely prototypically "Hawksian" — the scene where the shot-down
German pilot, now drinking cheerfully with his Allied captors, is
delighted to meet the man he shot down, thought dead a few minutes ago,
is an anomaly — but certainly representative of a certain strain of
World War I fatalism that manages to rue the loss of life and indict
the high command without having anyone on-screen have to take actual
responsibility. Plane stunts are negligible, but the atmosphere lulls
you into a hypnotic state after a while.
162. (Jul. 21)
The Killer Inside Me (2010, Michael Winterbottom) ***
Hadn't checked in with Winterbottom since Nine Songs, and I still think he's
kind of hopeless: at one point during a perfectly standard two-shot of
two people talking (think it's at Jessica Alba's house, but it might be
at the jail), he inexplicably cuts to the kind of handheld,
lurking-behind-the-window shot that normally conveys a serial killer
watching from afar — but Winterbottom isn't conveying anything with that shot, it's just
there. Single-handedly made worth watching by the remarkable Casey
Affleck: initially hard to believe he's capable of being so brutal,
soft-spoken as he is, but totally hypnotic and finally convincing.
Existential trappings a bit much — all that opera! — but the production
design's nice.
161. (Jul. 20)
The Circus (1928, Charles Chaplin) ***1/2
The Tramp in a less precious mode: his initial attitude towards a waif
trying to get his food isn't benevolent kindness or lovestruck
submissiveness, but instead almost belting her one. The man needs his
food, and he's all the more appealing for it; descends into pathos at
the end, but since it didn't start there it feels earned. Stunts at
least convey the illusion of danger (without the heart-pounding quality
of some Keaton/Lloyd), plus surprising brutality in the father-daughter
relationship that's taken as is rather than dragged out into an endless
opportunity for Chaplin to ennoble himself. Guess silent Chaplin's
really where it might be for me; first time I didn't have to grit my
teeth to get through a real Tramp entertainment.
s27. (Jul. 20)
The Idle Class (1922, Charles Chaplin) ***1/2
Guess I'd somehow never seen silent Chaplin before, and this works a
lot better for me because of a) the unexpected fits of violence on the
golf course, which are hilarious and inexplicable as opposed to
saccharine b) the coldness of Chaplin's aristocrat. Best gag: after
reading letter from his wife saying she won't return until he quits
drinking, he's seen from the back, his shoulders and back shaking
spasmodically in what look like ridiculously over-the-top, protracted
sobbing. Then he turns around and he's just using the cocktail shaker.
160. (Jul. 19)
The Rookie (1990, Clint Eastwood) ***
A stupid, ridiculous movie, to be sure — and even here, in the middle
of the biggest explosions ever, cars flying out of garages and Charlie
Sheen burning a bar down (!), it's still indifferently paced, and
somehow inappropriately visually dark. Hilarious nonetheless;
Eastwood's character is a warm-up for Gran
Torino's Walt Kowalski, gleefully fucking with people in the
most offensive way possible before getting raped (!) by Sonia Braga.
Also featuring the hilariously odd dialogue stylings of one Pepe Serna,
who's both unconvincing at the most basic lines and freakishly
bellicose (at one point screaming into the camera for no apparent
reason "This isn't a job, it's a fucking adventure!") — and did I
mention Sheen burns down the bar after spitting some alcohol at his
lighter like a circus freak? Indelible in its own special way.
159. (Jul. 19)
Unforgiven (1992, Clint Eastwood) ***
Perhaps watching this in the context of four Eastwood movies in two
weeks was a mistake, because at this point I just couldn't pay
attention to anything but Eastwood's exceptionally languorous (again!)
staging (not helped one bit by the opening echoes of The Outlaw Josey Wales). Seems to
be champing a little hard at the revisionist bit — was it really people
saying stuff like "cunny" on one side and grown men wetting themselves
at the threat of gunplay on the other, or is that just being needlessly
unpleasant in the opposite direction? — and only Gene Hackman really
keeps you guessing. Highlights here and there, of course, but I still don't understand how this
(his best movie, by all accounts) is just so indifferently slapped together.
Maybe it's just a mental block...
158. (Jul. 14)
The Fall Of The Roman Empire (1964, Anthony Mann) ***
Spent a lot of the running time wondering how a should-be stodgy '60s
super-production that was an anachronism pretty much as soon as it was
released is still infinitely livelier than Gladiator, Christopher Plummer's
expert Commodus (he chews less scenery than Joaquin Phoenix and
generally is far more nuanced than he needs to be for someone acting
opposite Stephen Boyd) and all. Plus there's a meta-chariot chase (Boyd
at the wheels again, only as the good guy this time) that's as fast and
breathless as, say, the last Indiana
Jones. Never boring, and Mann's ideas about societal entropy are
kept from reaching the usual hysterical heights by the sheer mechanics
of the production; the scale of the extras remains Soviet-army
staggering, transforming mere bodies into actual compositional elements
as abstract as any columns. A blast despite the usual genre stupidity.