Yes, now using the same damn format as everyone else...it's more efficient and whatnot. Stuff seen on TV/video/DVD denoted with a ^ after the parentheses, shorts denoted with "sXX" for whatever number it is, repeat viewings have "/ /" around the film title. Cool? OK. Oh...and reverse chronological order, just for the convenience of those who don't want to scroll all the way down as the months pass. My, I am special. (Rules of the game, for newcomers, are here, the archives here, and the ever-popular Master List here; the 2004 log is here.)


280. (Dec. 30) Brokeback Mountain (2005, Ang Lee) ***1/2

It's hard not to temper my liking for the film with disdain for its vast middlebrow following; not because I don't think it's "queer" enough or some such bullshit, or really for no reasons having anything to do with the actual film. The film's overwhelming praise from all quarters - those with no taste and otherwise - is somewhat of a warning sign for someone used to being in the cultural minority. Nonetheless: this is supremely well-assembled stuff (even though I've been to Alberta, and found the Calgary mountains supremely distracting from the ostensible Montana setting), anchored by great performances (particularly, as damn near everyone's noted, Heath Ledger, restoring old-fashioned crackling masculinity to the screen), great production design, taste, and a real sense of time and place. The film can't really sustain all 135 minutes, but it's surprisingly engaging for most of them (I mostly got off on the art direction, but that's just me). If it wins Best Picture, as widely predicted, it will be the first really good movie to do so in a long time - since American Beauty in '99, or even further back if you disdain that film - and the first that could plausibly crack my top 10 in a while, though sheer contrarianism precludes even the possibility. (I also didn't find it emotionally affecting, which is another problem.)


279. (Dec. 29) Up In Smoke (1978, Lou Adler) ***

IMDB's trivia page says Adler claims to have been influenced by Altman, which wouldn't surprise me at all; the film's approach to location shooting certainly seems better planned than most ramshackle stoner comedies. There's also a fascinating bonus towards the end, as very real late 70s punk bands take to the stage of the real Roxy (co-owned by Adler), a near-documentary interjection. The rare mainstream cross-over film which takes minorities as its cultural background. The film mostly plays to my fetishes: lots of driving/freeway footage, lots of gritty location shooting, and unruffled (if dumb) amiability. And no, I was straight when I saw this.


278. (Dec. 28) Man On The Moon (1999, Milos Forman)^ ***1/2

Am I the only person who sees the brilliance of Forman's work in the biopic genre? Here - as in The People Vs. Larry Flynt  - there's a startling lack of context. The film skips around chronologically and expects viewers to simply pick up that, e.g., Andy Kaufman was huge on Transcendental Meditation even before he reached fame (even though it's not established as part of his life until he hits it big - no scene where he first hears about it, no introduction, nothing). The most common complaint about the film seems to be that it doesn't attempt any kind of insight on Kaufman's interior life - which certainly seems preferable to the rote psychologizing of the Ray/Walk The Line crowd - and merely strings together his most famous showpieces, but the way the film juggles together his work, and makes it seem less weird and hostile than it actually was, is an achievement in itself (though one Kaufman's hardcore fans may deplore). Forman uses the actual real people involved whenever possible, which helps (and also, as you regard their aged faces, distances - in the same way that purposeful dialogue anachronisms acted as distancing in Amadeus). Also, Carrey's performance is way more than a stunt - it remains his best dramatic work.


277. (Dec. 27) /Mysterious Skin/ (2004, Gregg Araki)^ ***1/2

2nd viewing, still one of the best of the year. I'm mildly troubled by my own reaction, which in large part consists of grooving on the awesome '80s and '90s production design and Araki's obvious fondness for the era, and not being as troubled by the pedophilia, rape et al. as others. Of course I find it saddening and moving, but strictly in terms of how it works dramatically; apparently I'm not as appalled by their mere occurrence as your average viewer (as my viewing companions made abundantly clear), and I wonder if I should be. Certainly Araki can probably live with the fact that I wasn't shocked by it all; it seems like a kind of all-too-ordinary tragedy, given extraordinary clarity by Araki's inexplicably matured vision.


276. (Dec. 27) Wolf Creek (2005, Greg McLean) ***

I don't normally enjoy grindhouse sadism (I'm more of a man for clever, elaborate murder set-ups than brute violence), but maybe watching The Devil's Rejects has reoriented me a bit, because I found this thoroughly nasty film to be kind of fun on its own terms. As much remarked upon, the first hour has no violence or even red herring scares to tense you up, just a leisurely trip through an increasingly unwelcoming outback with a trio of thoroughly unremarkable, downright uncharismatic leads. The introduction of our killer brings some much-needed personality to the affair, and the last half-hour of slaughter is compelling rather than merely wearying (best touch: the killer, a sick fuck indeed, not immediately chasing one of the last survivors in her car, but revving his engine and letting her get a head start first before finishing her off). As far as trying to decipher the subtext that the Critics' Rulebook clearly states must be assigned to each and every praiseworthy slasher film, I'm at a loss, but I suspect it has something to do with rural Australians resenting urban condescension, and maybe something about failed developing prospects in the outback; Don't Fuck With The Hick yet again. A clean, well-assembled piece of work: far better than the pointless House Of Wax redux, not nearly as exciting or interesting as The Devil's Rejects.


275. (Dec. 26) Head (1968, Bob Rafelson) ***

Plotless, though since classic TV sketch-comedy like "Monty Python" adopts the same method, that's not really too disorienting. As outlandish an example as any of unadulterated 60s insanity (maybe even more so than Blow-Up at times), in ways both good (the experiments with saturating the negative in different colors) and bad (it's wearying to watch this much ridiculousness in 86 solid minutes), though the satirical edge peeking out behind the would-be teachings of a steam-room maharishi places it just ever-so-slightly ahead of its time; the pomo wariness of genuine feelings or sentiments places it beyond its generation. The good bits (destroying the Coke machine, any of the Western spoof moments, Peter Tosh worrying over whether punching someone will damage his image) are only enhanced by the obvious technical care; the opening shot is a marvel of choreographing around an extended zoom-out/back-and-forth pan. It's not quite The Passenger's final shot, but it's still pretty impressive. The bad bits are equally of their time, most notably the callous use of Vietnam carnage/execution footage, inserted alongside the other stuff, presumably to make an anti-war statement, but obviously one that wasn't thought out at any level and just comes off as unthinking and exploitative. 2 Really Good Songs: "Circle Sky" and "The Porpoise Song."


274. (Dec. 24) /James And The Giant Peach/ (1996, Henry Selick)^ ***

2nd viewing, first since original release (I was 10); sad that there has yet to be an adequate feature adaptation of Dahl's work. The stop-motion stuff in the middle works just fine (except for the awful Randy Newman songs; the fact that Disney wouldn't pony up enough for Andy Partridge to do them instead is reasonably tragic) and looks great, but the live-action fringes are pretty close to unwatchable, all "stylized" (shoddy) sets "suggesting" (making cheap stand-ins for) the location, and Selick has no idea how to direct real live people. The design of the stop-motion stuff is killer, especially the submarine shark; top honors to David Thewlis's morose, Scottish (!) earthworm, as lovably depressive a children's character as Eeyore.


273. (Dec. 24) In China They Eat Dogs (1999, Lasse Spang Olsen)^ ***1/2

How this fell through the cracks in America I don't know; certainly easy to categorize/dismiss as Tarantino's 90s Influence, Part LVII if you're not paying attention (i.e., another film about a mild-mannered type getting involved with over-the-top, self-consciously outrageous violent setpieces, all doused in the most hardened form of black comedy), but it's far more. Shot with nervous, near-Dogme handheld cameras and generally dispensing with non-diagetic music, Olsen's film minimizes its action sequences to a few spectacular (if incoherent) minutes and spends the rest of the time hanging out with its mostly likable characters, including Kim Bodnia's psychopathic brother. The film's absolute lack of morality is unexpectedly addressed in a finale almost as WTF-inducing as Miike's Dead Or Alive, lifting this one final step above and beyond Guy Ritchie.


272. (Dec. 22) The Three Burials Of Melquiades Estrada (2005, Tommy Lee Jones) ***

[Written for hybridmagazine.com, posted here in advance of its February Austin opening. Just in case you were wondering why I summarized so much, or felt the need to explain who everyone was.]


271. (Dec. 21) Kings And Queen (2004, Arnaud Desplechin)^ ***1/2

I didn't care much for Esther Kahn, which I found mesmerizingly opaque at best, but this is something different altogether, an outsized entertainment that's maybe even giddier, in spots, than King Kong. In one of my most dunderheaded mistakes as a viewer, I never caught on to the idea of contrasting Tragedy (Devos) with Comedy (Amalric), simply because I didn't find Devos' part as mesmerizing as Amalric's - at least until the 3/4-way through monologue that changes everything, bringing out many of my reservations about her character I'd been afraid of voicing. Amalric's epilogue monologue is a stunner too. A film I entered tensed-up and wary of, and whose charms I succumbed to in under an hour; I'm filled with much more enthusiasm about plowing through Desplechin's back catalogue now.


270. (Dec. 20) Munich (2005, Steven Spielberg) ***


269. (Dec. 17) Mutual Appreciation (2005, Andrew Bujalski) ****

Probably destined for a bigger audience than Funny Ha Ha, for a multitude of reasons: the lighting is less harsh and ragged, the characters capable of adequate self-expression and devoid of all the nervous bridging "um"s and "like"'s in their speech that infuriated some FHH viewers, and the film is simply funnier and less awkward. Which is not to suggest that the reasons this film is more accessible are the same reasons that it's better - since FHH still lingers in my head - but this is undeniably a more accomplished film. It also has to be said that, while I'm largely indifferent to The Films Of My Generation, it's hard not to take Bujalski to heart, as much as a cause as anything - a defiant argument against "proper" narrative structure, the necessity of a craft crew, etc.


268. (Dec. 17) The 39 Steps (1935, Alfred Hitchcock) ***1/2

Unbelievably stiff at the start (especially the downright-comical overstatement of the flashback of the Significant Words of the dying spy, just minutes after she said them the first time), but picking up speed as Donat goes on the run. The most thrilling moment, of course, is the missing finger, but the fact that the movie actually only gets better from there is kind of amazing. One of Hitch's best climaxes too; only seconds before it happened, I was sure that the movie needed at least another 20 minutes to resolve itself. The melancholy character of Mr. Memory - killed for doing his job too well - gets more sympathy from Hitchcock than most of his characters. Still, despite the considerable achievements of this and The Lady Vanishes, I'm inclined to think they're overrated in Hitchcock's pantheon - they're not in the same league as Notorious, and not really that much better than, say, the underrated Stage Fright.


267. (Dec. 17) The Lady Vanishes (1938, Alfred Hitchcock) ***1/2

The stiff grace of the British cast powers the film through its slow start (I'm particularly fond of the two cricket-mad men; the sugar cube demonstration is a great moment). The Gilliat-Launder script must be one of the most faultless Hitch ever worked with, both structurally and for sheer quotability; it would probably work even in lesser hands. Also a reminder of the sophisticated tradition of intercontinental travel that used to be for everyone and now appears to work only for summering students and journalists.


266. (Dec. 16) The Sky Turns (2004, Mercedes Alvarez) ***

One of those Passage Of Time narratives I'm such a sucker for, a portrait of an isolated Spanish village with a small, elderly population just waiting to die. If only Alvarez had resisted the urge to showcase her subjects saying these things explicitly: "After this, there's nothing else," old men note, and so it goes on and on and on. Subtext should stay that way please. As it is, it's still fairly lovely, a languid look at a town which doesn't let Alvarez's obvious affection blunt its intellectual edge; it's decidedly unsentimental about the introduction of displaced Moroccan immigrants to the area, or the building of large windmills on a previously deserted vista. The images are still sticking in my head, while the voices are fading, thank Jesus.


265. (Dec. 15) Intentions Of Murder (1964, Shohei Imamura) ***

Although I'm just starting to wrap my head around the fact that the Japanese made some of the weirdest, most inexplicably structured movies in the world during the 60s, there is still no fucking way this movie can justify its 150-minute length. The bus-hitting-woman scene is pretty spectacular; otherwise, I found it fairly engaging but massively unpleasant.


264. (Dec. 15) /Toy Story/ (1995, John Lasseter) ****

2nd viewing, first since the initial release when I was 9. At the time, I was a subscriber to Disney Adventures, Disney's pathetic, transparent attempt to snag in children for cross-promotional purposes (I was a huge Disney kid, probably more so than Walt would've been comfortable with, in part because I harbored the conviction that Disney's sub-divisions were producing some of the finest films around - like Oliver Stone's Nixon, which I was super-excited about for some reason). Anyway, this magazine had some kind of promo still from the movie in July, and I stared at it for months, initially flabbergasted that anyone would try to palm this off on a credulous public; it's hard to remember now how utterly radical and different the visual approach of CGI as introduced by Pixar was. When I came to MoMA to watch this again, there was an 8-year old there who already had the Pixar catalogue committed to memory. I guess that's one thing my generation can now claim dinosaur status about, and most of us haven't even hit 20 yet.

Anyway, I loved it then and was blown away to find that it holds up just fine (it goes without saying that most childhood favorites do not stand up to close re-inspection). What's emerged in the 10 years since is how well the film observes the 90s within its CGI framework: two major themes of the era run through, those being fear of corporate downsizing (most notably at Andy's birthday party, with Woody trying to reassure the toys that no one's going to get "replaced," a euphemistic nicety as deceptive as any devised by a corporation) and the whole debate over overprivileged children and parenting in general. Andy's a pretty hyper-active monster, but what's hilarious is how it's established that Sid (the kid next door) is a monster. We know this because he wears Converse (which he sleeps in!) and has punk posters on his walls. A parent's worst nightmare, or Pixar's own fond tribute to misspent youth? In any case, a pretty beautiful film.


s22. (Dec. 15) Red's Dream (1987, John Lasseter) ***

More undistinguished technical ramping-up for the main event, with a touch more pathos and dreaminess this time.


s21. (Dec. 15) /Luxo Jr./ (1986, John Lasseter) ***

I remember seeing this before whatever Pixar feature it was attached to back in the day. It's the one where you discover the genesis of the anthropomorphic jumping desk lamp.


s20. (Dec. 15) The Adventures Of Andre And Wally B. (1984, Alvy Ray Smith) ***

The first Pixar CGI exercise, a primitive 2-minute gag; the credits thanking various universities for the use of their computers tells you pretty much everything about the doubtless staggering hours of work required to accomplish even this much in 1984.


263. (Dec. 15) The New World (2005, Terence Malick) ***

I saw a press screening before it was announced that Malick was still tinkering with the film, to the tune of about 15-20 minutes' worth of changes, so I guess it wasn't just me thinking that the pacing lagged in the latter half a bit; then again, who ever knows what Malick's actually thinking? The film's greatest achievement is in its visuals, a triumph of location shooting and production design (how the hell does he get this kind of budget?) which really makes the 1607 arrival of the British in America really seem like a new, fresh world; it's hypnotic, rapturous stuff. It gets increasingly tedious at some point or other, but the last 5 minutes seem near-transcendent, scored to the swells of Wagner as the emotional dynamics of the various relationships suddenly play out and bloom in voice-over (sort of like those final devastating title cards in Blissfully Yours); I suppose I should see it again to see if they just come out of nowhere or are actually built in to what precedes, though this will definitely not happen for a while. It should also be noted that 15-year old Q'Orianka Kilcher, who plays Pocahontas, is not only a bewitching presence, but disconcertingly hot.


262. (Dec. 14) Sabotage (1936, Alfred Hitchcock) ****

Maybe I'm insane, but this much-maligned film struck me as positively jubilant: its infamous bus/bomb sequence notwithstanding, much of it is thrown over to bit players with memorable bits of business like a sales pitch for toothpaste, a pet-shop owner getting a canary to sing, etc. The grim tone of the finale caught me off guard, perhaps in part because Oscar Homolka isn't as complex or believable a villain as, say, Claude Rains in Notorious.


261. (Dec. 12) Berkeley In The '60s (1990, Mark Kitchell)^ ***

Something I would never have watched on my own, this being a politically-oriented compilation/talking heads documentary and all, but it's actually quite good for what it is, covering an enormous amount of ground in two hours. Kitchell's sharp eye for archival gold (there's one moment with a punchline Garry Trudeau would've been proud to call his own: a Berkeley spokesman comes out to announce that "Protests have disrupted the academic life of this campus," only to be interrupted by overwhelming applause and cheers) overcomes his tendency to do things like cue Hendrix's "Manic Depression" as an indicator that the 60s were, like, crazy man. And it's not like the changing world of idealism and activism in the 60s isn't a compelling story, and the film reaches a commendably mature, mixed verdict: that 2 or 3 years of genuine (if poorly conceived) crusading for significant social change spiraled into solipsistic, youthful brattiness and disengagement with political/social reality, with no one noticing the change at the time.


s19. (Dec. 12) The Godfather Comes To Sixth St. (1975, Mark Kitchell)^ ***

Then-NYU student Kitchell wanted to show the world of the neighborhood (6th between Aves. A & B, if memory serves), but the most fascinating aspect can't help but be watching the streets get dressed up for the parade which shapes Don Vito's destiny; the meticulous production design is truly staggering. Also a reminder of how staggeringly uninformed non-technical-workers can be about how films are actually made.


260. (Dec. 11) The World's Fastest Indian (2005, Roger Donaldson) ***

I guess it should be noted that I was massively stoned when I saw this, and as such am not the most reliable guide to its virtues. In any case, I'm guessing I would be mildly charmed by it anyway for its mostly unsentimental portrait of a man with one overriding obsession; the film honors his quest by not bogging him down with any subplots. (Anthony Hopkins' performance would be awesome no matter what your frame of mind, the loosest and most engaging work he's done in years.) But this turned out, unexpectedly, to be perfect stoned viewing: it's a film with the genial vibes of Linklater or Crowe, almost entirely devoid of conflict or crippling obstacles and devoted instead to pleasant interpersonal encounters and achieving goals.


259. (Dec. 10) Woman In The Dunes (1964, Hiroshi Teshigahara) ***1/2

While the film has its longueurs, it more than makes up for it with riveting sequences like the opening, supremely disorienting trek through the desert and the man's attempt at escape, an unexpected action sequence in the middle of a film that's otherwise about entrapment and stasis. The best cinematic use of sand ever? This and Lawrence Of Arabia, I'd imagine. Existential overtones are quite clear and readable, but the fact that the film somehow works as a straight drama as well (instead of purely as symbolist fare) is quite a feat.


258. (Dec. 8) The Matador (2005, Richard Shepard) ***

An exceedingly slight film, anchored pretty much solely by Pierce Brosnan's immensely amusing, image-shattering role, and his genuine odd-couple chemistry with Greg Kinnear. Otherwise, there's not much else here.


257. (Dec. 5) Blue Vinyl (2002, Judith Helfand, Daniel Gold)^ ***

Seen, against my will, in a class, though I'll confess that it makes a fairly impeccable argument and is presented in a non-alienating style that even non-hardcore activists can stick with, in part because Helfand throws in skeptics (mostly her parents) that us reluctant types in the audience can identify with as when, e.g., a teetotaler environmentalist shows up at her parents' house and asks to camp out in their backyard (literally) while helping to decide how to re-side the house. I do, however, exceedingly dislike the fact that Helfand relies on pathos as an argumentative appeal as much as anything else, especially with her freakin' parents for crying out loud; any resistance is bound to be met with a response that starts with a reminder that she once suffered through cervical cancer as a result of corporate malfeasance, and so please listen. You can just see her mom wince a little every time; is that really necessary? Also sorry, but I'm never embracing the liberal activist lifestyle.


256. (Dec. 5) King Kong (2005, Peter Jackson) ***1/2

If I was 13, this would be the most perfect film in the world; as it is, it's hard to get that excited these days about sweeping crane shots over Mysterious, Seemingly Deserted Islands Home To Crumbling Ruins. But this is a far less humorless and self-righteous affair than Lord Of The Rings: Jack Black's Carl Denham notes that "monsters belong in B-movies," and the same should go for elves as well. At its best, Kong ditches the trilogy's specious sobriety in favor of potent B-movie thrills: the second hour boasts an astonishing run of back-to-back action/suspense sequences that should duly be considered the new high-water-mark for action set-pieces, replacing the velociraptors-in-the-kitchen of Jurassic Park. (It also boasts some rather harsh jaw-cracking animal-on-animal violence that Jackson would never get away with if using actual human actors. Also, the cave sequence hearkens back a little to his gross-out roots.) The film's problems are predictable, given its fanbase - notably, the sublimated love story between Naomi Watts and Kong (an obvious metaphor for geek self-loathing over being unable to acquire the pretty young thing of your dreams) is bullshit, and the ending takes itself more seriously than the rest of the film. But much of this is stellar entertainment - not just a monster/action film, but a genre mash that even finds time for a musical number. Why the public hasn't gone, uh, apeshit for it is one of those things that'll never make sense for me.


255. (Dec. 4) Umbrellas (1994, Albert Maysles, Henry Corra, Grahame Weinbren) ***

Christo's most troubled project (actually my favorite conceptually, at least until people started dying) is also one of the least engaging films; Christo's films are at their best in following the process of applying for permits, all of which is elided here (understandable, considering the huge amount of ground that needs to be covered, but still). But what an awesome project; too bad it didn't work out.


254. (Dec. 4) Running Fence (1978, Albert Maysles, David Maysles, Charlotte Zwerin) ***

Christo vs. ranchers. He stares at their cowboy hats and cows and acts exactly like their predictably odd Eastern European foil. Brevity is the soul of Christo, so this runs a little long, but whatever.


s18. (Dec. 4) Christo's Valley Curtain (1973, Albert Maysles, David Maysles, Ellen Giffard) ***1/2

Probably the best of the Maysles/Christo series (the only one I haven't seen now is Islands, and the as-yet-incomplete The Gates); Maysles' decision to intercut Christo's drawing of the initial plan with the actual construction of each element is kind of overly obvious and uninteresting, but the actual construction is great, putting Christo and the construction workers in a privileged zone which no one else seems to understand quite as well. Golfers stare obliviously from their course, unsure how to react; meanwhile, up on an unnervingly high crane, the workers talk shit. "I'm not sure if you should come with me, man," says one; "we're up in J.C.'s arms up here. What kind of fella ya been?" The process reveals a lot about, well, the mores of 70s construction workers, which is awesome.


253. (Dec. 2) The Water Magician (1933, Kenji Mizoguchi) ***

A confusing film, partly because it was a Friday night and I was itching to get my party on, and partly for reasons that aren't Mizoguchi's fault: long thought a lost film (or at least an incomplete one, with the ending gone), the 35mm reconstruction of this (from three different 16mm prints) is as good as it's gonna get (complete with the rediscovered ending), but it's still got blurry images and a lot of missing frames, which does not help this hyperactive film, which changes tones from comedy to drama at the slightest provocation and uses an entire arsenal of tracking shots and other visuals to move faster. In addition to a plot that's pretty much impossible to follow without benshi narrative, none of which was provided here. So a hard film to get a handle on: Mizoguchi's tracking shots are to die for, obviously, as is his ability to keep the silent actors at near-naturalistic levels, but I'm not entirely sure what I saw either.


252. (Dec. 1) /The Five Obstructions/ (2003, Lars von Trier, Jorgen Leth)^ ***

2nd viewing; it still seems maddeningly poky, although I get it this time round that that's a way of underscoring Leth's remoteness and opacity (from von Trier's perspective), but it's still less-than-fascinating viewing. Ending's a bit of a tear-jerker, being as it's one of the few times the ultra-judgmental von Trier has ever admitted that he might be wrong.


251. (Nov. 30) Lamerica (1994, Gianni Amelio) ***

My second Amelio, and I'm done with the man. It doesn't help that this has basically the exact same plot as The Stolen Children - Enrico Lo Verso is sent out on a task and abandoned by his partner in a foreign terrain, gets emotionally involved with the person he's transporting against his will, and then unexpectedly has the rug pulled out from under his moral conversion by the Establishment. The best part is the fairly engaging first hour; Amelio more or less pulls off the Crowd-Of-Extras school of epic filmmaking, all teeming displaced crowds and huge crane shots. Spare us the moral awakening please. Every scene presents this message: "Life is very complicated, nothing is either just good or bad, it is always a mix, sometimes good people do bad things and also vice versa." Over and over and over; rarely has humanism seemed so bullying.


250. (Nov. 29) Visions Of Light (1992, Arnold Glassman, Todd McCarthy, Stuart Samuels)^ ***

The kind of film which makes you all excited about the medium, simply by combining so many great, revelatory images back-to-back. Not a stellar documentary formally, and certainly not for those who don't care about the subject.


249. (Nov. 26) The Crow (1994, Alex Proyas)^ ***

A retarded film, but surely a Film Of The 90s, not just because it's for stupid goth kids (who, thankfully, seem to be taking off their make-up and getting real jobs these days), but in its oddly touchy-feely qualities. In-between misquoting Poe and exacting vengeance. Brandon Lee convinces a mom to stop doing methadone and restore some Family Time and Togetherness to her home, gets Ernie Hudson to stop smoking, and kills the main bad guy by having him literally Feel His Pain. Not to mention that the bad guy's apparent motivation for evicting tenants is to get the buildings empty for burning and possible gentrification (although the movie's setting is an obvious hangover from the peak of Detroit's "Devil's Night" oriented hellishness). Subtextual crap aside, this movie's stupid, even if it has the wit to play The Cure when Lee first applies his make-up.


s17. (Nov. 26) New Improved Institutional Quality: In The Environment Of Liquids And Nasals A Parasitic Vowel Sometimes Develops (1976, George Landow) ***

This is entirely the wrong reason to like this movie, but it reminded me of the hilariously retarded instructions I heard when taking standardized tests in elementary schools, the ones which assumed that we were all drooling idiots to be lectured sternly on how to bubble in our names on the Scantron. So I liked it for that.


s16. (Nov. 26) A Film Of Their 1973 Spring Tour Commissioned By Christian World Liberation Front Of Berkeley, California (1974, George Landow) ***

I'm not sure about the whole 8 minutes, but thanks to the stroboscopic effect of cutting back and forth between two separate shots 1 frame at a time, there's an amazing effect that happens at least twice: persistence of vision makes it appear like the camera is simultaneously traveling to the left and to the right forward in space, which is fairly mind-expanding, to say the least.


s15. (Nov. 26) Thank You Jesus For The Eternal Present (1973, George Landow) **1/2

Repetition repetition repetition. Whatever.


s14. (Nov. 26) Wide Angle Saxon (1975, George Landow) ***

Not sure what to say. The program notes instructed me that this is as much parody as real experimental film, but those repeated shots of the news anchor fucking up aren't exactly a knee-slapper after the seventh time. Does have some real howlers (like the red paint being poured on the girl), but I'm not acute enough to distinguish the "real" formal elements, such as they are, from the parody.


s13. (Nov. 26) "No Sir, Orison!" (1975, George Landow) ***

Landow's first accessible short in this set for the non-initiated, mostly because there's something fairly irresistible about a tenor singing inexplicably in a grocery store. The rest is just inexplicable.


s12. (Nov. 26) Diploteratology (1968, George Landow) **1/2

The rhythm created between the two sides of the screen is...mildly compelling. The opening fuzzy vintage footage made me think it would be Rose Hobart II for a second.


s11. (Nov. 26) The Film That Rises To The Surface Of Clarified Butter (1968, George Landow) **1/2

Uh. I'm guessing the fact that footage is repeated over and over, only edited to shorter and shorter chunks, is what the title means: clarity and refinement through repeated processing. I'm still not that interested though.


239. (Nov. 25) Mallrats (1995, Kevin Smith)^ ***

Unsurprisingly, not a particularly "good" film, but it definitely triggered my memory of those stupid 3-D image-popping Magic Eye things (I could never see them either), and the final talk-show face-off is gold. Smith's frame of reference (the geekiest on film, surely) grates, as does the incessant talk, which is almost never as clever as Smith would like. And it's definitely a bummer that the mall shops were constructed, not real; it shows, and it's a lost opportunity for capturing vintage mall footage. But it's intermittently funny, always engaging, has a killer end sequence (the talk show with Jason Lee), and is generally mildly nostalgic for this 90s kid, who didn't really appreciate the era until it was over.


238. (Nov. 24) Death Rides A Horse (1968, Giulio Petroni) ***

You know what? Judge me when you've spent Thanksgiving alone in a city of 8 million people, have nothing to do, and the wind is howling at 20 degrees Fahrenheit outside. A big, unabashed spaghetti western full of over-the-top quotables ("Before anybody kills me they got to get my OK. And I don't think I'll give it to them."), competent violence, spectacularly implausible shoot-outs, etc. It just makes me so warm and cozy, dammit.


237. (Nov. 23) Classe Tous Risques (1960, Claude Sautet) ***1/2

A family-oriented noir; weird. Not quite sure what to make of this, other than that a second viewing seems necessary. Sautet spends the opening twenty minutes basically showing a lot of transportation (train, car chase, boat), which is definitely cool but not what I was expecting, and then our hero spends the rest of the time trying to keep his kids safe and happy. This ain't the homosocial world of Melville by a long shot, nor is it in the same league as other recent Rialto re-discoveries like Touchez Pas Au Grisbi.


236. (Nov. 21) Shopgirl (2005, Anand Tucker) ***

A mess of a movie: Anand Tucker's return to the screen is an unwelcome one, as he ramps up the budget with CGI trickery like showing Steven Martin staring out a window and then zooming back from the sky into Clare Danes' window. The movie would be both better and less expensive without this crap. Nor can I say much good about the endlessly repetitive shots of Martin staring out an airport window, a glass door, etc. (it's always nighttime and raining too) as Barington Pheloung's plaintive strings drone on and on and on. (Speaking of musical cues: there's a hilarious moment when Clare Danes accidentally cranks her stereo up with what sounds like death metal. That's an odd blip for someone who would seem to be a musical hipster or some such.) This movie is worth seeing for two reasons. 1) Despite the creepiness of his scenario, Martin gives an intriguingly unlikeable performance, and he isn't afraid of unflattering lighting which brings out his age and jowls. 2) JASON FUCKING SCHWARTZMAN, my celebrity doppelganger and one of the most inspired comic presences available. Watching him fishing around for a condom and coming up with a mint instead (and then eating it!) is gold.


235. (Nov. 21) Jarhead (2005, Sam Mendes) ***

It breaks down to a totally entertaining first hour of black comedy, and a second half of intermittently engaging but more "serious" work. Like most Hollywood films, Jarhead doesn't know how to get serious without getting stiff and sanctimonious; I utterly resist the image of Jake Gyllenhall confronting burning corpses and The Horror Of War. But I'll cheerfully take the first half (minus the leaden snark of using "Don't Worry Be Happy" over scenes of hazing and violence - an idea so heavy-handed it's almost the ironic deployment of irony) and Gyllenhall's successfully expanding his range to seem plausibly vaguely threatening, rather than just brooding and emo. The footage of the oilfields on fire is OK, but underwhelming after Lessons Of Darkness.


234. (Nov. 20) Blind Beast (1969, Yasuzo Masumura) ***

In which subtext is abandoned entirely for perhaps the most explicitly dialogue-driven treatment of Oedipal mother-son relations ever. The film transcends its gimmick status through brevity (under 90 minutes) and its no-holds-barred depiction of sexual perversity. The rare cult item as deranged as promised, but a sophisticated visual sensibility as well.


233. (Nov. 19) /Fight Club/ (1999, David Fincher)^ ***1/2

Second viewing, first in about 4 years; I don't hate it anymore, partially because my teenage squeamishness about sex is gone and partially because it's not the 90s anymore. If you grow up with a bunch of idiot kids telling you how "deep" this movie is and all you see is pandering violence masquerading as satire, you get annoyed. I used to think that Fincher was making a movie that deliberately has it both ways, i.e., encouraging the cheap seats to cheer the violence while letting the intellectuals realize that, hey, this is stupid. Which may be true, but it's irrelevant. First, it's already completely dated (not the technique though; Fincher still looks like the Future Of Cinema at certain startling moments) in an iconic way; so many lines and moments (e.g., "The first rule of fight club is," "I want you to hit me as hard as you can") are ready for VH1 to recall them fondly. Secondly, it's dated in the first half's obsessive reeling off of brand names only to ostensibly sneer at them; only guilty consumerists are this fetishistic. (This movie is Bret Easton Ellis's hangover.) (Dig the covert Pepsi product placement, however.) And the movie makes it quite clear that it's anti-all ideology. Bottom line: the movie's hilarious, fluid, and still far too long. But its datedness places it as a definite pre-9/11 film (I can't hear "This is ground zero" without wincing a little); this was subversive in 1999, but generosity and enthusiasm in a non-nihilistic cause is the new underground.


232. (Nov. 18) The Stolen Children (1992, Gianni Amelio) ***

Schematic Kids-And-Adults-Learn-From-Each-Other narrative disguised as complexity mostly because of a downbeat ending; still, it makes some good decisions, like making the kids thoroughly unlikeable most of the way. And then there's the beach idyll, which is genuinely lovely (the warmest interlude this side of Miyazaki), but then it's back to downbeat times and Amelio screaming in your ear "SEE IT IS NOT INDIVIDUAL PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD IT IS THE SYSTEM WE NEED TO HUMANIZE AND HAVE INDIVIDUAL UNDERSTANDING." Thanks bud. Eurotrash techno was evidently the soundtrack of Italy, Summer 1991; cool.


231. (Nov. 18) The Swindle (1997, Claude Chabrol) ***1/2

Another master-class in formal control from Chabrol. Subtext weirdness: so what's up with the anti-colonialism and general confusion over national identity constantly displayed? Is colonialism and/or internationalism just another swindle? I'm confused. I'd rather watch minor Chabrols more than most other things.


230. (Nov. 17) Syriana (2005, Stephen Gaghan) ***

Went in expecting more mediocre Lord Of War agitprop, but it's actually better than I expected (even though the no-doubt-inevitable accolades for the film's "bravery" and "thoughtfulness" will be largely overblown). Gaghan cops the mode of 70s international thrillers, with 5 different shooting locations and 70 speaking parts and 13 different languages and the lot, and there's a near-thrilling sense of global propulsion. Credit also goes to a hard-working cast, particularly Jeffrey Wright and (surprisingly) Matt Damon. Eminently watchable, if pretty much impossible to follow without diagrams, and Not That Big A Deal overall.


229. (Nov. 15) Good Morning, Night (2003, Marco Bellochio) ***

Less confounding than My Mother's Smile (maybe that just seemed so bizarre because I'm neither Italian nor Catholic, though that still seems improbable). A slow-burn exercise in style and lighting which is either more or less impressive than I think it is.


228. (Nov. 15) The Ice Harvest (2005, Harold Ramis) ***

A nastily self-satisfied neo-noir nearly undone by its own pretensions; it's lean and mean alright, but not nearly as clever as it would like to be (the first third drags a lot - nearly unforgivable in an 88-minute film), with dialogue clearly susceptible to improvement. It picks itself up on the way, though this may just be my fondness for John Cusack (obviously enjoying destroying Lloyd Dobler even more as he gets to vomit, solicit sexual favors, and kill motherfuckers, but still maintaining his pensive air) and Billy Bob Thornton speaking. Certainly the audience seemed to hate it. For Your Consideration: Best Supporting Actor, Oliver Platt, doing Vince Vaughn's disaffected manly man schtick, but with more of an actor's conviction and less of a sense of a toss-off. Subtext Alert: the movie pits people with families and kids against those who don't, but our anti-heroes still wander off into the sunrise ("There's no place for MEN anymore" says Platt). It's as masculinely angry as Fight Club, if not nearly as accomplished.


227. (Nov. 14) /Pulse/ (2001, Kiyoshi Kurosawa) ***1/2

Second viewing, first in about 3 years, and first on the big screen; what once seemed impenetrable but scary as fuck now isn't nearly as scary (though some bits, like our hero deciding the ghost isn't real - "If I run to you, you'll disappear" - only to discover that he's very real indeed, are still SAF), and also utterly obvious. (I mean, those floating dots; "if they connect, they destroy each other." Please.) But this is simply gorgeous filmmaking; Kurosawa has a great sense of rhythm (that is, when he's not busily destroying it, as in e.g. Bright Future) and these images are largely indelible. Best Cinematic Apocalypse Ever.


226. (Nov. 13) Tokyo Drifter (1966, Seijun Suzuki) ***

My 2nd Suzuki, after Pistol Opera, which is all-round a more fluid and cohesive film; even when the viewer isn't privileged enough to understand what's going on, it's clear Suzuki has some kind of lay-out. I'm not as convinced here; it seems like provocation for its own sake (a temptation I totally understand as a film student in the midst of Robert McKee-land). It destroys editorial rhythm and mise-en-scene along with its story, without building anything new in its stead. Still, it's always engagingly perverse, and that final senseless Western Saloon fight is awesomely entertaining. But it's a setpiece that would be equally fun on its own; Tarantino's movies are units.


s10. (Nov. 12) Breakfast (Table Top Dolly) (1976, Michael Snow) ***1/2

Now this. This is awesome. There's this table of a still-life 70s breakfast, with Tropicana on the table and soft-rock in the background, and slowly, inexplicably, plates shift up, eggs crack, and the whole breakfast is generally destroyed. And then (SPOILER, BUT IT'S IN THE TITLE) we pull back and find out it is the dolly holding our camera which caused the destruction. SO COOL.


s09. (Nov. 12) Wavelength (1967, Michael Snow) ***1/2

I finally meet Snow's avant-garde landmark. What to say? I found it lulling and enjoyable, and was intrigued by Snow's deliberately setting up the outlines of a plot which he then completely tramples over. Way to de-prioritize narrative bud. Guess I need to do some reading on this.


225. (Nov. 11) Get Rich Or Die Tryin' (2005, Jim Sheridan) ***

If I were inclined to credit Sheridan and Fiddy with better motives than I think they're capable of (although this is my first Sheridan film, so anything's possible), I would think someone was trying to undermine 50's whole ethos with this bizarre melange of ghetto hustle-and-rise narrative and comically oversized melodrama. The most entertaining parts of the movie fall into those categories: the first hour in particular is a breeze, watching 50 learn how to make crack and buy new shoes with the proceeds. But there's also a bunch of weird shit in the second hour, like a suspiciously homoerotic shower-fight (50 introduces himself to another man while they're both naked and handcuffed on the floor) and one absolutely out-of-nowhere knife-stabbing with what looks like an 18-inch blade. As it is, 50's an idiot, one of the dullest rap presences to ever become inexplicably famous, and the movie's probably just unintentionally unbalanced. But it's more entertaining than 8 Mile, even if it doesn't have kick-ass rap battles and excellent location footage.


224. (Nov. 11) The Family (1987, Ettore Scola) ***

Basically, a more mediocre Best Of Youth, except it covers 80 years instead of 37, and in 1/3 of the time. A few scenes stand out as quietly memorable (e.g., the young kid's utter freak-out during hide-and-seek, watching the old man eat grey gruel opposite his grandson's consumption of pasta, the doorbell montage), but mostly this is a standard-issue Passage Of Time narrative. I'm a sucker for those, even when they're this thoroughly middlebrow.


223. (Nov. 10) Coup De Torchon (1981, Bertrand Tavernier) ***1/2

For its first hour, an utterly bracing black comedy; Tavernier's Steadicam is particularly invigorating. He moves it so fast that it shakes and seems less than elegant; he seems less concerned with control than just with making sure that things move, no matter what the cost. Too bad he eventually lets the side down. It's a commonplace that behind every black-hearted satirist saying seemingly appalling things there's a bleeding-heart liberal; it's just more fun if they don't stop to preach and break the spell. I could do without Noiret's speechifying about right/wrong; even if he's clearly an "ambiguous" character, the movie's attitude towards racism (i.e., it's bad) both goes without question and is kind of boring (Sarah Silverman doesn't make this mistake, whatever her faults). But the non-preachy parts are pretty awesome.


222. (Nov. 6) In Her Shoes (2005, Curtis Hanson) ***

Hanson returns to the Philadelphia of Wonder Boys, and compares/contrasts with Deerfield Park, Florida; the result is one of the most instructive master-classes in using location footage for evocative atmospheric grounding since Hanson's own 8 Mile (one stretch: a post-76ers discussion between a white lawyer and three black youths which avoids all racial tension, but also avoids all specifics, sticking instead to comments like "Every team needs defense." Well, duh. If you're going to fantasize about integration via interests which transcend class boundaries, at least get the details right). But this is far from In Her Shoes' most remarkable achievement. That would be taking the normally insufferable Cameron Diaz - that same ditz who incurred my eternal wrath by nearly utterly sabotaging Gangs Of New York with her teen-comedy line readings, not to mention having an annoying presence in general - and exploiting her annoying/hot qualities for all they're worth. Under Hanson's hand, Diaz gives one of the best female performances of the year (not much of a feat, considering how few good roles there are for women in general, but let that pass); her sexy woman-child looks fantastic in a t-shirt and panties, but then she's also a heartbreaking example of a woman who never learned how to control anything but her sexuality, and now finds that even that is slipping out of her reach with age. Not that Hanson encourages her to suddenly become a bookworm or anything; she just grows up a little. It goes without saying that Hanson can't entirely sidestep some of the more lamentable conventions of the chick-flick, but the most cliched elements (e.g., the sassy, asexual best friend who delivers wry commentary) feel the most out-of-place in this otherwise thoroughly grounded film.


221. (Nov. 5) Late Chrysanthemums (1954, Mikio Naruse) ***

Although the narrative unfolds in the same perverse way as When A Woman Ascends The Stairs and Floating Clouds, I guess I'm starting to get acclimated to Naruse's method, since I didn't feel as irritated as previously. I wasn't exactly spellbound either, but I guess there's something to be said for the amazingly unsympathetic, money-obsessed ex-geisha at the center of proceedings.


220. (Nov. 4) Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005, Liam Lynch) ***


219. (Nov. 2) The Passenger (1975, Michelangelo Antonioni) ***1/2

Antonioni's Eurotrip, leaving behind the stale confines of bourgeois discontent and decadent parties for real location shooting; the result is a genial tour of 70s Europe as much as anything else. How much anything else there actually is is subject to debate (as always with Antonioni), yet the fact that for once it's all tied to a real story which actually has a beginning, ending and clear sequence of events is unbelievably helpful. Not to mention that coup-de-cinema final shot. It's all downright fun.


218. (Nov. 2) Mirrormask (2005, Dave McKean) ***1/2

It's a mushroom trip, pure and simple. And a pretty good one. Disappointing, I guess, that it hews to the moralistic Wizard Of Oz it-was-all-a-dream framework (although having the girl realize within the dream that she's designed all the symbols herself is a good choice; there's some ambiguity about Maybe It Was All Real, but it's kind of desultory); Theo's dead right about the distasteful subtext. But yeah, amazing visuals from the startlingly good real-world opening onwards, and a nice sense of play.


217. (Nov. 2) This Life Of Mine (1950, Shi Hui) ***

Dear buds of Lincoln Center: whenever you throw a retro on Lost Masterworks of Period/Country X, it will be better for all of us if, instead of trying to claim that there are 38 lost masterworks we all must see, you honestly label propaganda as such. That way, when I go in expecting an epic chronicle of 40 years of a man's life and instead get a rundown of Significant Political Events + the Rise of the Proletariat ("The students are rioting!"), I won't feel burned. Actually contains a reasonable amount of fascination - it's the oldest Chinese film I've seen, and peasant clothing has changed not at all since this film was made (e.g., compare the costumes with The Story Of Qiu Ju), which tells me pretty much everything about rural Chinese life I need to know. Also the fact that the protagonist is basically maddeningly passive, watching himself get fucked-over for 40 years without ever taking action, is kind of fascinating. But the movie is painfully soundstage bound, technically dated, and ideologically stupid.


216. (Nov. 1) /Last Days/ (2005, Gus van Sant)^ ****

Still the best movie of the year; if anything, it's even better the second time.


215. (Oct. 29) Wallace And Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005, Nick Park, Steve Box) ***

Doesn't really survive the 2.5-times longer format, though I don't suspect anyone thought it really would going in. Gromit still awesomely deadpan, but the whole show is pretty much stolen by Ralph Fiennes' hearty British alpha male, who appears to have wandered in from a Kipling claymation adaptation somewhere down the block. Best W&G gag: the plane fight, when it breaks down and they need more coins. 


s08. (Oct. 29) The Madagascar Penguins In A Christmas Caper (2005, Gary Trousdale) ***

Not that I'm motivated to go watch Madagascar now, but Dreamworks SKG is hardly the antichrist of animation, judging by this zippy little tie-in. There's an eggnog-/beer- bong joke that made me laugh, and the references fly fast enough not to annoy.


214. (Oct. 29) Floating Clouds (1955, Mikio Naruse) ***

The story of a couple who goes through the final, static, we-should-end-it-but-instead-we'll-torture-each-other-for-years-and-years phase of a relationship for two hours until one of them finally gives up the gambit and dies. Frustrating.


213. (Oct. 26) Profiles Of Farmers: Daily Life (2005, Raymond Depardon) ***

I can't really describe why this works at all; it shouldn't. Depardon shoots in clunky 35mm (in the final sequence, every time he has to unexpectedly move the camera there's a jerky pan that was obviously unrehearsed) and spends long, long amounts of time soaking up dramatically undistinguished atmosphere (this movie has nothing in common with the polished verite drama of The 10th District Court). It reminds me of Apichatpong "Joe" Weerasethakul's approach to drama, except in less enchanting environments. But it sinks in. MoMA please organize a Depardon retro like now. Bizarre trivia note: I have now seen at least four French films about rural/farming life (this, Will It Snow For Christmas?, and Eustache's two versions of La Rosiere Du Pessac). So where's the great American rural films, huh?


s07. (Oct. 26) What's New At The Garet? (2004, Raymond Depardon) ***

Depardon goes home to the old farm and interviews what I think is an uncle. Over in 10 minutes. Feels like a family affair and not much more.


212. (Oct. 25) The Weather Man (2005, Gore Verbinski) ***

Nicolas Cage has a voice-over speech where he talks about the merits of fast food (fast, cheap, disposable) before spelling out the metaphor for his job as weather man: "I am fast food." Well, so is this movie, but it still has those merits. On the one hand, it makes post-Election Alexander Payne look better than he is, because Weather Man would kill for the genuine (if not that interesting) gravitas of Sideways, but it plainly doesn't have it. What it does have: Nicolas Cage calming the fuck down for once and reminding us why he used to be interesting, leavening and remarkably crude humor (camel toe montage; need I say more?) that works, and supremely competent hack Gore Verbinski washing the whole thing in shades of white and green. It's entertaining and zippy enough (anyone for whom this is a morose, downbeat experience clearly hasn't hit up an arthouse regularly), and I certainly wouldn't have paid to see it.


211. (Oct. 23) When A Woman Ascends The Stairs (1960, Mikio Naruse) ***

My first Naruse. Mama-san is a fascinating character - a female idealized by males for her chastity, which she values but is finally unable to maintain, at which point she loses the respect of all the males, but in fact she's clearly been ambivalent all along about her status. But this is a bizarrely constructed story - e.g., about halfway through a brother suddenly pops up and a whole new major plotline emerges - and I felt mostly lost and disoriented.


210. (Oct. 23) The President's Last Bang (2005, Im Sang-Soo) ***

The politics are lost in translation, but even as a straight black comedy/drama it's not that effective. But I have to give props to the spectacularly fluid cinematography, which is the most elaborate this side of De Palma. Loved the overhead shot over the corpses. Pass, otherwise; there's not even enough of the commie paranoia I hold so dear.


209. (Oct. 22) Elizabethtown (2005, Cameron Crowe) ***1/2

My theory is that Cameron Crowe's filmography up to and including Almost Famous - warm, engaging, compassionate without being a bore, and generally rooted in the emotional realities of the everyday - have left everyone unprepared for his last two films. Vanilla Sky is of course massively flawed - a second viewing shows how far in advance Crowe telegraphs all the twists that lead to the ending - but that's not why the mainstream American audience rejected it: they rejected it because it was pretty much deliberately unlikeable and questioned how healthy an obsession with (pop) culture is. Not to mention it rejects reality altogether. But where Vanilla Sky just kept Tom Cruise repeating "Living the dream," Elizabethtown actually does it: its opening 15 minutes place Orlando Bloom at the center of a world where everyone turns to look at him when he walks into a building, and it only gets stranger. But the supreme stylization (I keep thinking it's Crowe's Fellini movie, although it's not that extreme) is always connected to emotional reality. It's another warm, loving party of a movie (my favorite is Chuck and Cindy's wedding, with two men embracing in a hallway two minutes after meeting, their beer bottles in bathrobes clinking up against each other), and I'm amazed how far Crowe's come technically since Say Anything. Yes, there are substantial flaws as it goes along, but I felt too forgiving to get aggravated. I think it's his best film yet, and I'm finally genuinely enthused about him.


208. (Oct. 20) Loulou (1980, Maurice Pialat) ***1/2

My first Pialat lives up to the hype; I love when that happens. Actually, it's more like the first 70 minutes of this relationship portrait are invigorating, vital, hilarious, acutely drawn, and all that good stuff; the last 40 are a downer that Pialat doesn't handle nearly as well or interestingly. Gerard Depardieu is his usual Force Of Nature self, but I'm surprised that Isabelle Huppert is not just unfrigid, for once, but really quite warm and engaging. Sometimes feels like where Godard could've gone if he hadn't gotten lost in his head.


207. (Oct. 19) Gabrielle (2005, Patrice Chereau) ***

baaab's hilarious takedown aside (scroll down to the 15th), my favorite parts are the big out-sized gestures (lines on the screen while the sound drops out, etc.), which - along with the fabulous score by Fabbio Vacchi, a rare great original score - save this from period-ambiance porn for "Masterpiece Theater" fiends. But yes, this is a rarefied acting exercise, complete with four-minute close-ups of Isabelle Huppert's face, and it's another story of privileged rich folk tearing themselves apart for lack of love, and I just don't give a shit. Kept me awake anyway.


206. (Oct. 15) Sisters Of The Gion (1936, Kenji Mizoguchi) ***1/2

Reminds me of the spirit of earlier, more playful Renoir, with a sympathetic side for everyone not compromising the dire nature of the proceedings, and naturalistic acting way ahead of its time (love the drunk scene). Frankly completely loses it in the didactic finale, which lets someone go mad so that the message about the Oppression of Women can be spelled out for the slow learners, but most of it is marvelous.


205. (Oct. 14) Mouchette (1967, Robert Bresson) ***1/2

Criticizing any Bresson offering feels downright heretical, but this just doesn't grip like his greatest - Mouchette and her actions don't carry the weight and repository for transcendence the same way a Nazi escapee does. Maybe this is because my favorite Bressons (Pickpocket and A Man Escaped, although L'Argent is pretty bitchin' too) are Melvillian cinema-of-process for significant chunks of running time, while this is nothing of the sort. It goes without saying that the bumper-car sequence is gold; the rest is of course better than most filmmakers' whole oeuvres, but it's not, you know...transcendent.


204. (Oct. 14) Harlan County USA (1976, Barbara Kopple) ***

This is actually way more compelling than I thought it would be, because it doesn't rest on its social conscience to tell the story, but gets the footage it needs. Not to mention that this part of the country is rarely filmed (the only other significant documentary I've seen I can think of is Rory Kennedy's American Hollow, and that's not even close to being the same region but it has kind of the same poverty-stricken feel), so that's fascinating. What I don't like? There's a wall-to-wall soundtrack of "authentic" folk music, including standards like "Oh Death" (aside: hey remember when that O Brother, Where Art Thou? soundtrack was all the rage 5 years ago? Whatever happened to that trend), but Kopple sneaks in really god-awful didactic protest songs as well, wailed in the same "authentic" voice. Now I mean I know this is petty - the miners are getting shot at! - but you can't make bad art "authentic" by suggesting it's the same thing as "Oh Death." I mean jesus.


203. (Oct. 12) Domino (2005, Tony Scott) ***

Tony Scott's movies are (rightfully) panned on a regular basis, but for a moment it seemed like what we had here was a genuine film maudit that would provoke more than just derision; guess not, though. The Richard Kelly Screenplay Factor turns out, sadly, to be a non-factor, aside from one awesome scene (at the "Jerry Springer Show") which feels a lot like Patrick Swayze staring down Jake Gyllenhaal in Donnie Darko; the rest is sound and fury, punctuated by 3 recurring Motifs For Retards (Jesus, a quarter flipping, a goldfish - I wish I was kidding), but throwing in so many random kinks (check out the Afghanistan-twist finale) that it can't help but entertain. Tony Scott's still an asshole though; feeding one character the line "he has the attention span of a ferret on crystal meth" is just begging for critics to use it against him. 


202. (Oct. 11) Samurai Rebellion (1967, Masaki Kobayashi) ***

Seriously I was so tired while I watched this I had trouble staying awake and barely feel qualified to pass any kind of judgment. I'll tentatively say that this seems to lack the slow-building tension of Harakiri and is considerably more restrained; and what was up with that schematic dialogue early on about how he was oppressed by his wife and then later he rebels and Feels Like A Man etc.? But yeah, I'm too tired to talk about this movie. And I don't really want to see it again either.


201. (Oct. 9) /The Rules Of Attraction/ (2002, Roger Avary)^ ***1/2

Second viewing, first since it came out; I will no longer be sheepish or quiet about my love for this nasty, mean-spirited, thoroughly disreputable film. Sure it's alternately misanthropically cartoonish and inappropriately self-serious, but that's a) totally appropriate for the spoiled rich kids (drowning themselves in self-conscious "alienation") on display and b) the movie has the courage of its own convictions, meaning things do not suddenly get better, no one steps in to intervene or scold. It just gets worse and worse, and then ends in mid-thought. Fuck all that though; this movie is amazingly entertaining, featuring one of the best split-screen sequences ever, and its dour wit is galvanizing.


200. (Oct. 9) Sword Of Doom (1966, Kihachi Okomoto) ***

Deeply strange stuff, denying us the conventional pleasures of the samurai narrative, spending all its time ogling an anti-hero with unclear motivation who possibly isn't even in control of himself, then giving us an astonishingly violent climactic slaughter/fight which ends in mid-frame without any kind of resolution, and it's not even clear who the attackers are or where they came from. Which is to say that the movie's intriguingly perverse, and the first sword-fight is totally edge-of-your-seat. Surely not for samurai novices.


whatever. (Oct. 8) Anchorman (2004, Adam McKay)^ ***

So I was sitting in this room with these people and this movie came on and I actually saw it, after carefully avoiding it all this time. I never thought Will Ferrell was really that funny (since he seems to think overbearing and hilarious are always the same thing), but there's no denying some of this shit cracked me up. How couldn't it, with so much being tried. Also it's ugly. I resent the fact that it made me laugh, or that I saw it.


199. (Oct. 6) Good Night, And Good Luck. (2005, George Clooney) ***

Totally admirable in its sparseness and refusal to concede to such unreasonable viewer demands as characters showing emotion or, indeed, appearing to have anything going on outside of their professional lives (I think there's literally one scene outside the office, awarded to Robert Downey Jr. and Patricia Clarkson at home, and that's it). Also dug the right-on black-and-white and cigarette smoke wreathing everything (not so much the useless, time-filling jazz interludes), but in the end there's not enough there there. Not to mention that the appearance of verisimilitude is no substitute for the real thing, which is more interesting and clearly not a justification for this movie's endless stern-faced scold. Still, technically Clooney delivers on the promise of Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind.


198. (Oct. 5) Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang (2005, Shane Black) ***1/2

Posted here because the NYU archives are destroyed/in New Jersey, and will apparently be restored at the next return of Halley's comet. Also: my interview with Robert Downey Jr. and Val Kilmer. It's hilarious (and I'll send the even more awesome full transcript to anyone who asks).


197. (Oct. 4) Who's Camus Anyway? (2005, Mitsuo Yanagimachi) ***

The film's mimicry of Death In Venice is amusingly faithful, down to the Mahler on the soundtrack when they find the film professor slumped over, dead to the world (and maybe with some rouge on his cheeks? Not sure). But - like Welcome Back, Mr. McDonald or Adrenaline Drive - I'm not sure how this qualifies as a comedy, which I guess proves I don't understand Japanese humor; it just seemed kind of consistently lukewarm. And I'm not impressed by the ending's rote interrogation of cinematic vs. real violence. Ignore the over-excitable hype.


196. (Oct. 2) Tim Burton's Corpse Bride (2005, Mike Johnson, Tim Burton) ***

I guess I should admire the time and effort put into this, because it looks great and fluid and all that, and the first ten minutes are a blast, packed with edge-of-frame sight gags and enjoyably grotesque caricatures. But Burton - again! - can't handle narrative, and worse than that: his post-Big Fish maturity means that, whereas in past movies Depp would've gone with the freakier corpse bride, here he sticks to the normal girl/world - just like the new, blander Burton, who now aspires to live in picket-fence suburbia and act like nothing's wrong. I'm pretty sure that I no longer feel compelled to watch every film he makes.


195. (Oct. 2) Transporter 2 (2005, Louis Leterrier) ***

Amazingly entertaining. I think my favorite moment may be when Jason Statham drives his car off of an incline, does a 360-rotation in the air, in the process hooking the bomb that's on the underside of his car onto a crane hook, and then landing just as the bomb goes off. If this doesn't sound like fun to you, stay away. Best line: "That's right: breathe, my friend, breathe!" (said with maximum Eurotrash malevolence).


194. (Oct. 1) Velvet Goldmine (1998, Todd Haynes) ***1/2

Like Forty Guns or Juliet Of The Spirits, this is cinema foremost as exhilarating spectacle, dispensing with coherence and going for one brilliant set piece after another. Like those films, it suffers from dead spots more often than conventionally successful narratives, but the trade-off is worth it. The first hour is particularly intoxicating, climaxing with the press conference as literal circus; sporadic bursts of brilliance thereafter, though Haynes doesn't have the heart for real pathos (which is the problem with Far From Heaven as well, since he can't do fierce irony like Sirk did, and is left somewhere in the bloodless, theoretical middle). Also permanently rewires my relationship with some Eno songs. Not sure I buy the idea that the songs are just the medium for transgression and social change; those Eno and Bowie albums hold up awfully well.


193. (Sept. 28) 2046 (2004, Wong Kar-Wai) ***1/2

I really enjoyed this a lot, which poses a few problems. Most importantly, I haven't liked any of the Wong films I've seen before, not even the quickly-canonized In The Mood For Love, to which this is technically a sequel, and certainly not the ravingly incoherent Ashes Of Time (I'm missing Chungking Express, the first 10 minutes of which I enjoyed). 2046 is apparently the uber-Wong, so theoretically I should like it least of all. But - despite Wong's arrestedly adolescent hyper-romantic sensibility, which was a block for me before - I thought it was lovely. It certainly helped that the voice-over made this the first Wong film where I knew what was going on 95% of the time, as opposed to, say 40%; I felt less lost and more enveloped in the, uh, mood (especially when Wong leaped into his lovely, kitschy sci-fi segment). Does any working straight male director lavish as much love on his leading ladies? Best image: android staring out the window 10...100...1000 hours later.


192. (Sept. 28) Keane (2004, Lodge Kerrigan) ***

Starts off kind of dull, as a stunt performance of one dude talking to himself, but it gets better as soon as he starts interacting with the outside world (about 20 minutes in, I guess). Just don't have a headache going in, as my viewing companion did, or the intense shallow-focus approach (where Keane's head is in focus, and the rest of the world is a blur, which definitely makes sense on a form-content level) will make it worse; works better for me than the obvious reference point of the Dardennes with The Son.


s06. (Sept. 26) Window Water Baby Moving (1962, Stan Brakhage) ***1/2

I will never understand Brakhage. What this gorgeous short has to do with, say, Mothlight is beyond me; all four titular elements are in this, and it's supremely elemental and gorgeous. Loved the falling water beads on the stomach and so on. [Viewed on a pinkish, faded 16mm print, but it came across pretty well, so I'm not sweating it.]


191. (Sept. 25) Safe (1995, Todd Haynes) ***1/2

After Nicole Kidman, no one suffers quite as radiantly as Julianne Moore. The first half is like a slightly more narrative-driven Antonioni, plus more menace. Gets lost somewhere on the commune, which is still brilliantly realized, but Haynes pulls back on said menace and gives us a flatter environment; it's harder to care. Still, this movie is Something Else etc., more to be admired than sucked-in by ultimately.


190. (Sept. 22) Flightplan (2005, Robert Schwentke) ***

A waste of Jodie Foster's time (as well as the audience's, I guess, but I care more about her), with two cool setpieces for partial compensation: when Jodie and her daughter board the plane and the CGI-aided camera sweeps through the commercial airliner, providing us with an anthropological view of Luxurious Commercial Air Travel c. 2005, and then later when Jodie takes charge midway through and [SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER], thereby freaking everyone out on the plane. Also gets ideological points for taking the Arab passengers and making them red herrings, meaning this is an explicitly post-9/11 movie (as opposed to all the bizarre, groping interpretations awarded to, say, Finding Nemo); I worked up an ideological reading where Jodie is the righteous American liberal, and the bad guy (who says things like "Authority gets in power by lying and abusing power") is the Bush administration, and she has to expose his/their falsehood to a disbelieving public, but it's not worth the trouble to explicate this crap. German director Schwentke lays on the doom and gloom uncharacteristically thick at the beginning, but otherwise brings nothing special to the party; Peter Sarsgaard on the other hand...Still, this is boring, mediocre assembly-line stuff, and it shows.


s05. (Sept. 22) Lipstick (1999, Pascal Aubier)^ ***

Nice one-shot exercise. What was the point again?


189. (Sept. 21) The Squid And The Whale (2005, Noah Baumbach) ****

Will hopefully join the teen-angst squadron of Igby Goes Down, Garden State, Ghost World et al.; it's better than the last two, but on par with Igby, which is still a brilliant one-off screwball comedy by a trust-fund kid with no apparent incentive to ever do anything again. Similarly, The Squid And The Whale seems like an unrepeatable one-off, an autobiographical affair (as acknowledged by everybody) built out of painful recollected memories. Which is not to say it's artless: the super-16 grain helps with the 80s recreation, and the editing pushes everything superbly. Awesome cast too (special props to William Baldwin for taking his seemingly loutish tennis instructor and gradually making him possibly the most decent and likable person in the film; the Baldwins are discovering there's dignity in their joke status, I guess).


s04. (Sept. 20) A Study In Choreography For Camera (1945, Maya Daren)^ ***

Movement unites disparate space. I get it.


188. (Sept. 19) A History Of Violence (2005, David Cronenberg) ***1/2

The content is inane, but the style is wicked awesome. Cronenberg is presumably looking to score facile, well-established points about how violence is inextricably in the American grain, as much so as small-town diners and lusting after high school cheerleaders; that titular history is both our hero's and the nation's. To which I say: duh. Content-wise, it's a movie for smug liberals looking for a no-surprises "critique" against violence, stylized or real. Stylistically, though, it's a return to form after the amazingly dull Spider: Cronenberg still cracks nerves without ever using a shock cut. There are a few puzzlements here, like a baffling sex scene as disturbing as anything he's ever done but still kind of inexplicable; the flat-yet-compelling presentational banality of early segments is mesmerizingly opaque in its intent. But this movie is also a lot of fun, not least for a scenery-chewing William Hurt. Also, Viggo Mortenson finally justifies himself.


187. (Sept. 18) Mr. Thank You (1936, Hiroshi Shimizu) ***

Long-time readers already know that movies about transportation are catnip to me, so a whole movie set around a bus trip is a gimme. An obviously damaged negative (a new print looks like it's been struck from some kind of barely surviving 16mm copy) is endlessly irritating, and the Japanese were obviously way behind the curve on incorporating sound; dialogue comes forth slowly and inexactly, with great stilted pauses in-between everything just in case. But that travelogue footage! Priceless pre-war footage of the Japanese countryside, with jaw-dropping landscapes, all populated by impoverished migrant workers (evidently, the Japanese cinematic response to economic depression was the opposite of America's glossy escapist approach). The images can be crude while the filmmakers try to resolve various technological problems (mostly involving deep-focus and how to incorporate a rear-view mirror's reflection in a shot), but that's also enlightening. Also, that bus is cool. This is a worthy curio, almost entirely unencumbered by dramatic structure, and better for it.


186. (Sept. 15) Humanity And Paper Balloons (1937, Sadao Yamanaka) ***

A great opening scene, but not a great movie. That opening: the grumbling neighbors of a samurai who's just committed suicide are pissed because the police won't let them go out of the complex into the nice sunny day, since they're needed for questioning. "Why couldn't he do it the last two days, while it was raining?" they say. Refreshingly, the rest of the movie is not a flashback explaining how this came about; it just moves forward. But it does need a structure it doesn't have, and it underplays the drama too much; it doesn't add up. This is one of those obscurities that's actually overrated, insofar as anyone's heard of it. 


185. (Sept. 15) The Man With The Movie Camera (1929, Dziga Vertov) ***

Montage-based Soviet silent film makes me itchy. I don't care about the dialectical links from one shot to the next. And (never thought I'd say this) I prefer the dizzy over-cutting of Koyaanisqatsi's finale, which is a fine example of style transcending content. This whole genre is one of my blind spots. 


184. (Sept. 14) Boy (1969, Nagisa Oshima) ***1/2

The violence Oshima does to both traditional story structure and widescreen composition is pretty unbelievable. It's a one-acter, which begins right in the middle of things, and uses a wave of rising hysteria to arrive at its abrupt denouement. Meanwhile, most of the screen is negated by large objects with no people in front of them, forcing characters into uncomfortable spaces at the edges. The culprit for all the goings-on is the corrupt post-war generation, which thinks (as dad yells) that all their suffering in the war means all the rules are off now (they're close relatives of Fukasaku's yakuzas). No wonder the boy dreams of aliens. Odd, and not always satisfying, but totally invigorating.


183. (Sept. 14) Early Autumn (1961, Yasujiro Ozu) ***1/2

The opening is neon signs advertising, among other things, the "New Tokyo," and the color is startlingly rich. Then Ozu switches to a bar, completely with lounge-jazz, and I got all giddy. Just think of it: Ozu doing Wong's territory! Too good to last. The rest of the movie is standard Ozu fare (and the fact that I can identify it as such after just two of his films is telling), which isn't necessarily a bad thing, just not as exciting. Sometimes moving, mostly engaging; still, I identify with the modern-dress characters more than the traditionalists, which I suppose means I'm not a true Ozu buff. I certainly don't feel like one.


182. (Sept. 11) The Maggie (1954, Alexander Mackendrick) ***1/2

Theo's comparison to Local Hero is dead-on, distractingly so, but surely it's not as cruel as all that (what is it about Mackendrick that brings out the rhetorical questions)? Rich American is fucked with repeatedly, but he can afford it, whereas the olden culture is hanging on by a thread, financially and otherwise, so there's really no inequity here between the opponents and their intentions (something "The American," per the credits, realizes at his climactic sacrifice; it's the least he can do). Also frequently hilarious, like in the pheasant-poaching sequence, and it has the good sense to allow the actors to be visibly a little amused by what's going on, like Andrew Keir's spectator of a reporter (major props as well to Hubert Gregg as the officious Pusey, who gets some awesome pratfalls). The leaps to pure drama are ones I was willing to take, though I might've dismissed them as unnecessarily cloying a couple of years ago; now they seem risky, commendable, and downright affecting in their seriousness about loyalty, tradition, etc. Maybe I'm just getting soft in my old age. "I'm developing a very odd sense of humor," says the American on the phone. Indeed.


181. (Sept. 8) Lord Of War (2005, Andrew Niccol) ***


180. (Sept. 7) The Man In The White Suit (1951, Alexander Mackendrick) ***1/2

Not really a comedy, is it? Mackendrick shoots in nuanced but kinda harsh black-and-white, and the finale looks like The Third Man, only with a dude in a luminous suit standing out. Science stands in for the Artist, whose disruptive energies must be controlled by society, or at least parceled out by a hierarchy (and I'm totally willing to give credence to the theory that it's a metaphor for the Ealing factory method). Aside from all that, it's eminently watchable but not as hilarious as reputed (a thing I feel about Ealing in general, for what it's worth); Guinness obviously brilliant, fine supporting cast, typically depressing and fascinating post-WWII atmosphere. And gotta love the musical burbling of Guinness' contraption.


179. (Sept. 5) Harakiri (1962, Masaki Kobayashi) ***1/2

The first hour is simply amazing. Kobayashi tracks through the empty house, establishing utter control over the space, then rips it apart. There's also proto Tarr/van Sant tracking shots where he follows someone walking at a distance at the same speed, although these don't last nearly as long. At first it's cinema at its absolute best, but the flashbacks are a totally different movie, and I'm not getting any unity. Still rallies for the finale, which delivers on the violence withheld the previous two hours.


178. (Sept. 4) Written On The Wind (1956, Douglas Sirk) ****

Time dilates, expands, and loops on itself; better shit than Memento. All of the set-up for the tragedy of the second half takes place in one day (!), as Robert Stack meets Lauren Bacall, flies her to Florida, and convinces her to marry him. Quick work! The rest of the tragedy takes the same amount of screen time, but takes about two years to unfold (not to mention that it's neatly chronologically book-ended by the same footage, revisited about 10 minutes from the end). Actually, I have no idea whether this movie is about Time (the fierce rush of college life has erased my memory as to whatever theory I formed while viewing). The best Sirk I've seen, in part because of an uncharacteristically literate and witty script. Dorothy Malone is a jaw-dropping marvel of pure venality.


177. (Aug. 30) The Remains Of The Day (1993, James Ivory) ***

My first Merchant-Ivory! Not as boring as expected - even overly long as it is, it remains compulsively watchable - but it's So. Stupid. Anthony Hopkins acts inhumanly repressed and is generally far more of a monster than Hannibal - even that sociopath wouldn't have the insensitivity to comfort a crying girl who's obviously in love with him by entering her room and giving her a helpful hint about a detail of her cleaning duty he'd discovered - and meanwhile the audience gets to feel superior to shortsighted aristocrat James Fox because of course we'd never be foolish enough to support the Nazi party. (There's even one American standing in for those audience members who dig the trappings of the "Masterpiece Theater" lifestyle but wouldn't dream of openly supporting its values.)


176. (Aug. 29) Junebug (2005, Phil Morrison) ***


175. (Aug. 28) The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005, Judd Apatow) ***1/2

The word is overused, but this movie really is sweet. Unsurprisingly, Apatow's visuals look like ass, but his guy ensemble cast has awesome rapport, and Catherine Keener gets to drop the sarcasm for once. The script's relationship to actual human psychology is variable, occasionally seeming like implausible guesswork (e.g., having very cute Paul Rudd come out of a 2-year tailspin on a drunken dime), but it's all one enjoyable thing. It just doesn't cohere completely convincingly, but how refreshing is it when a big studio comedy isn't just brilliant comic-persona buffered by large pieces of formula (Wedding Crashers) but an actual movie.


174. (Aug. 26) Batman (1989, Tim Burton)^ ***

I liked it. Maybe it's just because it was an amazingly profitable film, disproportionate to its real significance, and therefore much derided, but it's a fine, witty piece of work: Jack Nicholson gets bon mots (and Robert Wuhl has a good supporting turn as reporter Knox), production design is about as good as it gets, leisurely pacing keeps anyone from taking anything too seriously. Neat, and highly entertaining (more so than Nolan's grim redux, which is more accomplished as an action film but far too moody for its own good).


173. (Aug. 26) 9 Songs (2004, Michael Winterbottom) ***


172. (Aug. 24) The Umbrellas Of Cherbourg (1964, Jacques Demy) ***1/2

I have to admit that, despite the movie's reputation, when it began I was hoping it would transcend sincere, dopey romanticism and become some kind of Sirkian affair which uses the medium to destroy the message - i.e., foregrounding the facile romance of the average musical by amplifying the musical's methods to an absurd degree. Somewhat incongruous references to the Algerian War gave me hope, but this really is exactly what it's reputed to be: a hyper-romantic, hyper-stylized affair (even as it seemingly bears what Mom says at the beginning, viz., that someday this romance will seem far less important; at the end, both parties don't even consider impetuously running off with each other, and understand that they're fine now, not melancholy for life, though my reading of this may be questionable). Eye-popping colors, somewhat grating every now and then with that one damn motif popping up over and over again. But undeniably striking.


171. (Aug. 23) Hoop Dreams (1994, Steve James)^ *** 

Has very visible traces of its PBS origins: it's 3 hours long but curiously facile, with James' pushy narration, slow-mo footage (for emphasis!), and scoring telling viewers exactly what to think. Not, in other words, a particularly good or incisive documentary, but full of fascinating material, as it unavoidably had to be after 5 years of passage-of-time footage were taken. Yet an equally worthy - if far less acclaimed film - is 2002's Love And Diane, a similarly grueling and poorly assembled but fascinating epic of black family life under turmoil from drugs, the welfare system, etc. It just doesn't have that sexy basketball hook, or endorsement from Siskel & Ebert.


170. (Aug. 22) Koktebel (2003, Boris Khlebnikov, Alexei Popogrebsky)^ ***1/2

Oh wow, a Russian movie I actually like (I have issues with the Motherland), even if it's prototypically gloomy and Slavic: the sky is always grey when not actually raining, plenty of ruined vodka-drinking alcoholics are all around, mother is dead while father and son have a dysfunctional relationship. And yet: this is a movie which errs on the right side of the tricky question of how slowly to pace your movie, giving plenty of time to check out the scenery without getting too lethargic. Bird symbolism incredibly misguided, but they're young.


169. (Aug. 21) /Matilda/ (1996, Danny DeVito)^ *** 

2nd viewing, first since childhood 9 years ago; doesn't hold up, pretty obviously, though it's at least as respectable as Burton's Chocolate Factory. Production design is genius, all garish suburban colors, but it's all relentlessly loud and overstated in typical kiddie-movie fashion (exaggerated reaction shots etc.). DeVito's obvious reverence for the source material (scads of verbatim dialogue, not least in his frequent voice-overs) is cute, and leads to most of the best lines. Credit, too, for Pam Ferris' fearless, over-the-top headmistress (what does it say that this is one of the strongest women's parts I've seen recently?). Also, Paul Reubens gets the absolute best line: "Can I interest you in time shares?" Totally lost it over that; you had to be there, I guess.


168. (Aug. 20) Red Eye (2005, Wes Craven) ***1/2 

It's only 85 minutes! Air-tight thriller overrides all concerns about plausibility and/or script idiocies through sheer speed and efficiency; alert readers (anyone?) may also have noticed my fascination with air-ports/-planes, so I was grinning all the way through. I even liked the much-lambasted chase + cat/mouse hijinks of the finale, because they're fucking tense, if obviously not as clever as the set-ups and pay-offs of the various passengers on the plane. Cillian Murphy is adroit; Rachel McAdams is cute and plucky, but still annoys me. The B-movie of the year, and so much better than Cellular. It's only 85 minutes!


167. (Aug. 18) The Constant Gardener (2005, Fernando Meirelles) *** 


166. (Aug. 14) /Brazil/ (1985, Terry Gilliam)^ ***1/2  

Umpteenth viewing (fourth? fifth?), first in a couple of years, and same as it ever was: astonishing visuals, lots of cool gags, an amazing first half that segues into an increasingly oppressive slog of a second half before rallying for the dream conclusion. For all its flaws and heavy-handed errors, it's essential. (Ranking this film with Kafka-/Orwell-ian dystopias seems misguided; this is Gilliam's vitriolic condemnation of an insecure society of bureaucrats determined to reduced everyone to their snobbish mediocrity, not in any way an efficient police state or embodiment of nebulous authority).


165. (Aug. 14) Blow-Up (1966, Michelangelo Antonioni) ***1/2  

Why does Antonioni feel like a guilty pleasure these days? He's fallen out of favor these days, his work largely dismissed by many as irrelevant and silly. And yet..."I don't happen to believe that Antonioni's work is profound," wrote Anthony Lane in 1996, "but the illusion of profundity is so spooky, and so exquisitely managed, that it will do just as well." Well, sure. Blow-Up dwells on a protagonist who is Hollow and Alienated - a creature of fashion (cannily embodied by David Hemmings, with a healthy dose of overweening self-regard) and prone to regarding himself as a disciple of Instinct - suddenly being confronted by an environment for which there is no intuitive response. Or something. Antonioni is maddeningly vague, and frequently both pretentious and dated (you may lose it, like my viewing companion, at the point where the mimes play tennis and have Hemmings retrieve the invisible ball), and I check my watch more frequently during his work than during others', but there's an undeniable whiff of authenticity to his work; the dated stylishness is, perhaps, more documentary than cinema verite. I still think his best film is La Notte; what of it, bitch?


164. (Aug. 13) The Wild Bunch (1969, Sam Peckinpah) ***1/2  

Watching Peckinpah's work in chronological order (so far) has been fascinating: though a far better film, The Wild Bunch is arguably less complex than Major Dundee (a film so muddled it can't even figure out a real ending). It's all straight elegy for the Big Bad Men of the West: somewhat ambivalent about violence, angry at the evil mercenaries and politicians running the world, but mostly the ultimate exercise in macho, with lots of gut-slapping, hairy unattractive chests, jokes about whores, endless hearty laughter, and a generally unrefined (to put it nicely) sensibility (prime example: the fun practical joke of tossing a lighted piece of dynamite at someone trying to take a leak). Also, a total blast, with some kick-ass action sequences, lots of unforced interplay and charisma, etc. Makes me wish I was a Real Man, not some silly Elliott Smith-loving boy.


163. (Aug. 11) The Brothers Grimm (2005, Terry Gilliam) ***1/2  


162. (Aug. 10) Snake Eyes (1998, Brian de Palma)^ ***

Fine, I'm a confirmed de Palma fanboy: mediocre story, fantastic visuals - that justly acclaimed gliding Steadicam opening, the reds-vs.-blues lighting of the stadium, the overhead shot that passes over several hotel rooms for no good reason other than the hell of it - but it keeps me happy. Also, the usual stellar character turns from Nicolas Cage and Luis Guzman, and poor typecast Gary Sinise; any real rage about the Death of the American Dream is pretty much buried here, though that theme certainly is a real concern with de Palma.


161. (Aug. 8) Last Days (2005, Gus van Sant) ****


160. (Aug. 5) /Thirty-Two Short Films About Glenn Gould/ (1993, Francois Girard)^ ***

Third viewing, first in about 10 years. It's overrated - understandably so - by classical music buffs searching for at least one movie that adequately approaches the subject without succumbing to numbing over-reverence or bad re-enactments. B-movie specialist Colm Feore nails Gould's voice and mannerisms, but overplays it all a little: it's capital-A Acting, in the fear that someone might miss the point otherwise. So goes the rest of the movie, which occasionally aims for bold gestures but always winds up a bit short: e.g., Gould driving in his big black car, listening to funeral march music with lights reflecting off his windshield should be eloquent/elegiac, but comes off as only theoretically such. Still, major props for stopping so often to listen to verbatim quotations and extensive recordings; this is definitely a useful primer to Gould's major concerns.


159. (Aug. 5) Saraband (2003, Ingmar Bergman) ***1/2

First aged Liv Ullmann appears for a monologue; then she holds up a picture of herself 30 years ago. It only gets crueler (Erland Josephson is in even worse shape: that trembling in his right hand is the actor's real-life Parkinson's), but for once Bergman and I are actually roughly on the same page. True, his world is populated by people who only read heavy-duty philosophy, only listen to the stormiest and/most elegiac of classical music (Bruckner, Bach), and the whole fragile atmosphere would be punctured if, say, someone drove by blasting hip-hop, but as a story of aging and remorse it's quite moving. Every now and then there'll be a line of dialogue like "I've been thinking a lot about death lately" and you're reminded who's the auteur (and I'm definitely not impressed by the moment when an angry character disappears out of the frame, leaving us just with a red wall - ooh, cuz it's an aggressive color!), to his discredit, but by and large it steers clears of those kind of heavy-handed missteps. Ew, incest!


158. (Aug. 4) Devils On The Doorstep (2000, Jiang Wen)^ ***

I don't get it. Energetic as all hell, full of incident and moral complexity and etc., but it drags. A lot. Seriously, that's all I have to say.


157. (Aug. 4) Clueless (1995, Amy Heckerling)^ ***

Yeah, I missed it growing up. It's fine. Alicia Silverstone is really cute; Wallace Shawn is really funny. That's about it; worlds sharper than Heckerling's other big high-school flick, Fast Times At Ridgemont High. How often does one not-that-talented director get to make two of the defining high school films of their respective eras?


156. (Aug. 3) Good Will Hunting (1997, Gus van Sant)^ ***

Watched it mainly for Elliott Smith fanboy reasons; usage is good, not great (best is "No Name #3" as early-morning remorse driving music). As for van Sant: well, the movie's gorgeous. Maybe not Elephant-level beautiful, but all the highly unnatural green-blue lighting in the university's hallways etc. makes it clear that someone was paying attention. Not to mention how he underplays a lot of the scenes (at least until the endless finale, which is pretty hopeless) and goes for offbeat rhythms in scenes of group interaction. Is the story of a prodigy who goes on to great success (Damon) while his old buddy stays mired in mediocrity and diminished expectations (Affleck) an uncanny prediction of their real-life career trajectories?


155. (Aug. 2) Death Wish (1974, Michael Winner)^ ***

Scuzzy as hell, clumsily made, but full anthropological points for the nasty 70s atmosphere and location shooting of New York. The clumsiness is what can make it interesting, as in this opening exchange between Charles Bronson and a co-worker (paraphrased): "You're a bleeding heart liberal, aren't you?" "My heart bleeds a little for the poor and underprivileged, yes." "Well you know what I say? I say we round them all up in concentration camps and get rid of them. They're the ones murdering people...goddamn animals."


154. (July 31) Almost Famous - "Untitled"/"Bootleg" Cut (2000, Cameron Crowe)^ ***

Cameron Crowe's Warm, Nostalgic etc. blatantly auto-biographical tribute to the wonders of 70s rock as Coming-of-Age enabler, and it's all very nice and enjoyable for about 90 minutes. Then it hits a wall, because Crowe has no idea how to handle the thorny elements; he's not the first one. Watched this, by the way, with a huge fan of the original cut, and she pointed out that most of the insertions to this 20-minutes-longer version are mostly additional lines of musical geekery, particularly in the exchanges between Fugit and Hoffman. I like it, up to a point, but you know when Fugit is running through the airport waving at Hudson on the plane? *That's* when they should've used the running-into-the-wall gag. That first 90 minutes of basically recreated docudrama is pretty fun though.


153. (July 30) /Close Encounters Of The Third Kind/ (1977, Steven Spielberg)^ *****

Umpteenth viewing (4th, maybe?) and it's still a masterpiece. There are multiple versions of the shot where you first see someone's expression of awe, and then what they're looking like; normally that kind of set-up is just begging for the crushing disappointment of some inane special-effect, but here it delivers every time. One of my all-time Top 10? Yeah.


152. (July 29) The People Vs. Larry Flynt (1996, Milos Forman)^ ***

Wildly entertaining, though not actually all that good: the screenplay veering erratically from one event to the next with huge chronological jolts, with herky-jerky chronology and little regard for verisimilitude, spending so much time getting the little details right (the production design is rife with awesome peripheral details like Flynt's vintage "I Wish I Was Black" t-shirt) that it's all the more annoying to see the completely unrealistic courtroom showdowns. Points, though, for effective stunt-casting, including the completely right-on Courtney Love (who, according to DVD supplements, was unsurprisingly nearly uninsurable) and James Carville, whose main function is, appropriately, making speeches. The whole movie is an unsubtle referendum on the First Amendment, but a lively one.


151. (July 28) Broken Flowers (2005, Jim Jarmusch) ***1/2


150. (July 27) Face/Off (1997, John Woo)^ ***1/2

[This is mostly me ranting about Margaret Cho. Seriously.]


149. (July 26) March Of The Penguins (2005, Luc Jacquet) **1/2

Penguins are funny/cute for about 10 minutes; the movie's 75. Fine, by-the-book National Geographic stuff, featuring footage obtained under remarkable adversity (I'm fantasizing now about Jacquet using this movie as a pick-up line) but which isn't all that unfamiliar who ever spent significant portions of their childhood parked before nature docs on PBS, aside from one moment when Jacquet gets all Claire Denis with some close-up footage of the textures and features of penguin bodies. I have no idea why this is a sleeper hit; the last nature doc I remember that made a similar shot at the mainstream was Hugo van Lawick's The Leopard Son back in 1996, and it wasn't nearly as successful.


148. (July 25) Boogie Nights (1997, P.T. Anderson)^ ***

Not bad, but Anderson doesn't really come into his own until Magnolia; the movie's overextended, lacking the tremendous verve which propelled that work. Instead it plays on and on and on, occasionally hitting on a winning moment or sequence (Amber Waves' "tribute" to Dirk, and Dirk's blustering self-defense [paraphrased]: "When Napoleon was, you know, king of the Roman Empire, people were attacking him all the time too") but more often just droning. It's not that bad of a drone, especially with this cast and this much talent behind the camera, but...if you get the 2nd-issued-DVD ("Platinum Edition") of the movie, there's a music video on there for Michael Penn's "Try" that's just one bravura tracking shot that's way more interesting.


147. (July 22) Bad News Bears (2005, Richard Linklater) ***

Comic nirvana for about the first 20 minutes, what with Billy Bob's surly persona running amok, but it soon settles down into an above-average comedy of kids acting like actual, crude kids (though what does it say that the most honest depiction of kids in recent film - as opposed to Robert Rodriguez's little white-washed darlings - are just a 70s redux). Not quite as good as the original, mainly because it has the good sense to tweak the background details while leaving the main structure of the story intact: the kids are no longer pissed-off, neglected suburban brats, but have a fair share of academic over-achievers (raised by parents struggling to cram in as many extracurriculars as possible to sharpen their college chances), monolingual immigrant kids, etc. It's an effective remix.


146. (July 21) /Breakfast At Tiffany's/ (1961, Blake Edwards) ***1/2

2nd viewing, first in 4 or 5 years, and I still like it a lot; flaws still glaringly obvious (Mickey Rooney's infamous Japanese caricature the most egregious, but also dialogue which occasionally spells things out [including George Peppard's howler of an attempt at writing a new story called "My Friend": "There was once a very lonely girl who was scared. She lived alone with her cat," or something along those lines]), but I'm very forgiving of a movie which touches on some pet themes: namely, scared small-town kids moving to the big city to try and prove themselves in a new life of glamour, but often falling into traps seemingly beyond their own control (as in Hepburn's case), or failing through a lack of talent, though not lacking in potential (as in Peppard's). Also contains a kick-ass party scene (just warming up for The Party, I guess), and Hepburn's best role: I hate her persona in general, but Edwards mines its superficial grace and elegance to reveal the scared kid inside.


145. (July 21) Charade (1963, Stanley Donen) ***

Technique matters, and today's cinematic grammar is simply far more adept at zippy pacing and jolting scares than Donen's creaking Hollywood approach (though even in 1963 it must already have seemed retro-tastic). (It's worth noting, I guess, that Wait Until Dark, made a mere 4 years later, also with Hepburn, is a much sludgier and less entertaining film overall, but does contain one hell of a final reel scare.) Redeemed, as always, by Cary Grant, the suavest man to ever talk snidely to a woman, and Walter Matthau, delightfully offbeat (wait for the shot where he does calisthenics while talking on the phone); as an exercise in scenery (dig Grant's "Why, who put that there?" when Hepburn and Grant look up to discover the Notre Dame in the background) and old-fashioned star charisma/chemistry, it works. Not much of an ersatz-Hitchcock movie though; even Colin Higgins did it better in Foul Play.


s03. (July 20) Elephant (1989, Alan Clarke)^ ***

A great Steadicam exercise, but not much of a movie; relentlessly formal treatment of mind-numbing murders and assassinations, although at one point, surprisingly enough, there's dialogue. Improved upon by van Sant.


144. (July 19) The Devil's Rejects (2005, Rob Zombie) ***

Was tempted to go one half-star higher, because a lot of it is - to use an accurate cliche - laugh-out-loud funny (best line, from one of the sadistic killers to a victim: "I'm Willy Wonka, and this is my fuckin' chocolate factory!"). But a lot of it is also relentlessly sadistic, in that grindhouse 70s way that Zombie emulates flawlessly; I have pretty much zero nostalgia for The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and its even less-distinguished ilk, and I've never been into gore for gore's sake or sexual sadism. But a large portion of this is basically a Southern road movie, complete with pungent atmosphere and sharp dialogue; the final use of "Freebird" is a jawdropper. It's invigorating, and goes far beyond its seeming limitations. But it's still a sleazy little grindhouse movie at heart (although it's hard not to see the film's depiction of authority run amuck as political dissension - anti-Bush, of course - and the whole film's rancid tone as a reaction to the political climate in general), which I guess is the intention.


143. (July 19) The Firm (1988, Alan Clarke)^ ***1/2

Sounds like a "problem movie," tackling soccer hooligans in 80s Britain, but it's far richer and more interesting, in large part to Gary Oldman's riveting performance; it's a reminder of how good he could be in relatively straight roles before he started tackling seemingly only stunt parts (as in The Fifth Element and Hannibal). Clarke's got the Steadicam down, and it keeps things vigorous, always capturing teeming, rich backgrounds and production design, all of which makes the film of its time in the best way. Finally succumbs to some preachiness at the very end, but it's mostly galvanizing stuff. (Technically a BBC tv-film; like I give a shit.)


142. (July 16) Wedding Crashers (2005, David Dobkin) ***

Just the sight of Owen Wilson wearing a full business suit is kind of hilarious; that surfer hair clearly doesn't belong there. This movie is probably best seen free and with a large crowd, so having any complaints seems churlish (though I'm sure it would've been even better with a couple of beers): the manic audience laughter surely gave more momentum to a movie that's not all that well-written and interpolates "serious," completely implausible (and rather boring) dramatic/socially redeeming content with absolutely no deftness whatsoever. But why complain when Wilson and Vince Vaughn are in peak form? Out of the two, Vaughn takes it with a constant stream of completely unexpected churlishness and obscenities (best line: "But hey, let's go kill some birds, man! I'm psyched!"). OK, I could maybe complain about Christopher Walken's unexpected warmth being underutilized, or about a movie that markets its soundtrack as having a brand new Flaming Lips song it can't even be bothered to integrate into the movie, or about the aforementioned "dramatic" content...but why protest so much? I was entertained.


141. (July 15) Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005, Tim Burton) ***

The opening line of Anthony Lane's review gets it right: "The new Tim Burton film stars Johnny Depp as an ageless weirdo...The film is called Edward Scissorhands. I beg your pardon. The film is called Charlie..." More and more, Edward Scissorhands would appear to be the thesis film of Burton's entire career, offering the most concise and effective encapsulation of his pet themes: outsider with a definite but limited talent, isolation from society/family, the Power of the Imagination (Miramax or someone should just trademark that one already). After career nadir Planet of the Apes and the self-pitying pseudo-mature garbage of Big Fish, it's good to see Burton have at least a little sparkle in his eyes, but this suggests that, like his protagonists, he too is a definitely gifted artist whose talents don't go beyond a very small range. Charlie is flabby and toothless, poorly paced, and entirely lacking in any kind of bite, satirical or otherwise. (The worst part of all may be the songs, which parody such relevant concerns as 80s hair metal. Or maybe it's the easy spoofs of 2001 and Psycho, which everyone knows without having seen: it's lazy, and time was Burton would have reached for a Bava reference instead.) Johnny Depp offers more spirited weirdness (he must be the only actor around who tells everyone who his performances are based on), but to little avail; thanks to its $150 million budget, Charlie has plenty of fringe benefits, but no actual wonder at its core. The best part, honestly, are the tableaux that introduce Charlie's rivals (like the one introducing Augustus Gloop in the center of a frame speaking while his dad cuts sausage behind him); they look like nothing so much as misplaced Wes Anderson frames, except less cluttered.


140. (July 15) Grizzly Man (2005, Werner Herzog) ***